"Anyway, it's a slam dunk," I say in a barely trembling voice. "The thing that really gets on my nerves about you," she says and comes around the corner with her true motives, "is how you always smell of perfume! All feminine and so sweet and flowery, t-o-t-a-l annoying! Now by the way again." I smell discreetly of samsara, take a deep breath, let my wonderfully exclusive, select feminine perfume collection pass me by in my mind and digest the defeat. And I don't even try to argue with things like "individuality" and "expression of personality". I explained about the Muggles once before on a blog. "Yeah - and?" "Would you like me to smell like you?" "Why not?" Schnucki's expression reflects absolute incomprehension. Honey's idea of appropriate scent dosage is below the threshold of perception. It sounds almost solemn "But Light Blue is your perfume!" Not that I ever smelled it on her. But today I am also really slow to grasp. "Is that - perfume?" Precious has to sigh again. I look, involuntarily stepping on the brakes, look again, this time longer. A cardboard box in the most beautiful sky blue appears, which she waves under my nose. "A present!" "Oh - for me?" I ask and add hastily, because that was of course a stupid question, "How nice! What is it?" "Open it." "When I stop driving, okay?" Schnucki sighs, takes the parcel from my lap and winds it up. So I start the engine and gently ask, "What is this?" "What does it look like?" asks Precious and rolls her eyes. In any case, caution is advised when dealing with her. Schnucki embodies what I like to think of an Amazon in less complicated times she would probably have cut off her breast to avoid getting in her way while archery, but times have become more complicated and so she is content to pierce her unhappy counterpart with glances despite her lovely appearance or at least to put a few well-chosen words to flight. She has a name that expresses her mother's vain hope for female gentleness, and she would probably tear my head off if she found out about the pseudonym I gave her here. In real life, of course, her name is not Precious. "There!" she says and plops down on the seat next to me. To facilitate the timely processing of your order, we are unable to cancel or make any changes to orders once they are placed.My friend Schnucki tears open the door of the passenger side and throws a package on my lap. Standard shipping typically takes about 3-5 business days to arrive. Orders of $59 or less (after discounts have been applied and excluding taxes) will incur a standard shipping charge of just $7.50. Orders over $59 (after discounts have been applied and excluding taxes) ship FREE. We currently only ship within the United States. You will be notified via email when your refund has been processed. You should expect to receive your refund within 2-3 weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. We do not accept online returns in stores. Please make your selections carefully.Īll online orders must be shipped back to our warehouse. You may return any unopened merchandise in its original condition, including original sealed packaging within 30 days of invoice date and you will receive a full refund, less shipping and gift-wrapping charges.ĭue to health reasons, we do not offer refunds on cosmetics, hair care and skincare items.
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